Caption Contest: Which is your favorite?

Hi all!! Here's the entries for the caption contest! You can all vote for whichever one is your favorite, but each person can only vote for one caption... Here they are!

For any of you who missed the post, this is the picture being captioned.

Farm Lassie's entry...

1."But..but...what happens if I don't find someone to marry?? What if I'm stuck marrying my BROTHER-IN-LAW???" 

Movie Critic's entries...

1. "You told them what, about the fish in our pond!!!?????"
2. "The best part of your day is Mr. Martin told you that cattle eat grass!!???"
3. Somebody looks shocked.

Esther's entries...

1. "oookay then! I can see we'll have to work on our etiquette... again."
2. when she tells me she hates books.
3. "and this, Harriet is what you look like when you have a cold. Don't look like this."

Amaris's entry...

1. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MR. COLLINS IS COMING?! HE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS BOOK!!! #TRIGGERED

Rae's entries...

1. When your friend says they hate Jane Austen.
2. What have you done?! Mr. Elton is supposed to fall in love with you, and you draw THAT?! 

That's all of 'em!! I thought they were all extremely clever, or in the words of Sir Lucas, "Capital! Capital!!" 

Now! You may vote away ladies!!

Sink me! I feel the need for a game!!!

Odd's fish M'dear! I feel like a bit o'sport!! Therefore, I pronounce....

Notes From a Hartfield Girl's first game!!! *shoots off glitter canon*

You get to caption this photo...

Here's how to play...

Think up a caption for the picture above and leave a comment with the caption. No more than 3 caption ideas for each person (if you even feel like doing more than one, which if you don't, that's fine too.)

Then I will post all the captions, and everybody gets to vote fore their favorite.

And then I will announce the winner! There's no prize, this is just for fun :)

So you may get to it if you so wish!!  Comment away! 

P.S. I know the picture is ridiculous, that's why I chose it. That way it's all the more fun ;)

Jane Austen Would You Rather

Howdy all! Cordy over at Write on, Cordy! just put up her second Jane Austen Would You Rather game! I'm excited to play and if you would like to as well, hop on over to Cordy's blog where you can see her answers and answer the questions yourself! Let's begin!

1. Would you rather summer at Abbey Mill Farm with the Martins or spend the winter in London with your aunt and uncle?

Probably Abbey Mill Farm. Although there would probably be balls and such in London (always a plus ;)), there would be more to do at the farm otherwise.  

2. Would you rather be carried away in the moment and insult someone in company or be overcome by horrid imaginings and have to confess your thoughts to someone you admire?

OH DEAR, CORDY, WHY?!?! Oh my, let's see. Deep breath Miss Woodhouse. I suppose confess my thoughts to someone I admire, as long as this someone was a very good listener and would not think ill of me... you know what, we better just move on, this question is sending me into nervous spasms.

3. Would you rather marry Mr. Bingley or Robert Martin?
That depends on how often I would be forced to invite my sisters-in-law over for dinners and holidays were I to marry Mr. Bingley, and whether or not Robert Martin remembered to look up the book I suggested, cause if he didn't, I would have to wonder why he did not remember it... I think Robert Martin, just because. 


4. Would you rather tour the lake country or visit the seaside?
Umm the Seaside. Especially if it happened this way...

5. Would you rather entertain Miss Bates or Mr. Collins in conversations?
Miss Bates indubitably. 1.) Because I am not a conversationalist and Miss Bates can single handedly keep the conversation going the entire time without me having to contribute, and 2.) Jane Fairfax is probably a more interesting topic than Lady Catherin De Bourgh's chimney.

6. Would you rather sing a musical piece at a gathering while hiccuping every other line or take a great tumble while dancing?
Can I take a tumble and be caught by a handsomely debonair stranger? No? *sigh* Well, tumble anyways cause that way only half of the room will see it, and not the whole of the room as in the other question. 

7. Would you rather be deceived by Willoughby or Wickham?

HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION ON MY POOR NERVES!!! Oh what is to become of us all, I mean me!! *Moaning and wailing in background* 

Well then, *sniffle sniffle,* if I must choose, I guess Willoughby, because if I must get deceived, then I might as well get deceived by someone handsome.

8. Would you rather fall head over heels in love with a man who turns out to be engaged or fall for a man too busy loving someone else to notice you?
Oh this question makes me sad :( Probably someone who doesn't notice me because once he's engaged you have no chance, but if he just likes the other person, than perhaps there is time for him to come to his senses. 

9. Would you rather ride in a carriage or upon a horse to an evening party?
Carriage indubitably. I would not wish to soil my gown by riding a horse. And also because etiquette dictates that it is the proper way to arrive, AHEM (looks sideways at Mr. Knightley)

10. Would you rather accept advice from Mrs. Weston or Elinor Dashwood?
Elinor. She is young enough that I would feel more comfortable talking to her, but also old enough (not to mention sensible enough) that i would trust her opinion.

11. Would you rather have as a companion Jane Fairfax or Charlotte Lucas?
Charlotte Lucas. She seems much more like the type of person I would hang out with, all though Jane is sweet too. 

That's all! Thank you for that Cordy! Hope you all enjoyed it!

Yours Truly,
Miss Woodhouse